ANNOUNCING AUDITIONS for our Spring Farce, "Don't Tell Mother",
a play by Monk Ferris,
Directed by Kathleen O' Connor, Stage managed by Andrew Harrington.
Show goes up March 20-April 4
On the evening that timid librarian Cinnamon Schmidt and her mother are to entertain her fiance Hobart and his mother at serene family dinner, Cinnamon comes home in shock because she has witnessed a bank robbery and is the only one who can identify the crook. She confides her terror to chum Deedee Malone, not daring to tell her mother and then federal agent Joe Shimko arrives having gotten a tip that the robber, Orville Maddox, is en route to bump off the witness. Joe thinks Deedee is Cinnamon and vice versa, Orville is mistaken for the caterer and for Hobart, mother is confused with the cleaning lady, and poor Cinnamon is thought to be her own mother. Hobart arrives, posies in hand, just in time to be arrested! The real star is a monster vacuum cleaner that attacks anyone within range. The final moments, with all the good guys trussed up and strung together while the lights go out and the vacuum cleaner goes on, are among the funniest ever on a stage.
The pace is rapid fire, the dialogue hilarious, and the laughter non stop.
CHARACTER BREAKDOWN
SARAH SCHMIDT - female identifying, age range 50-70, Cinnamon's mother
CINNAMON SCHMIDT - femaie identifying, age range 25-35, Sarah's daughter, a librarian
DEEDEE MALONE - female identifying, age range 30-45, Cinnamon's friend and neighbor
JOE SHIMKO - male identifying, age range 40-60, a government agent
MAGDA BERELZHEIMER - female identifying, Cinnamon's fiance's mother
RIKKI TICKEY - female identifying, age range 25-55, a squealer in more ways than one
ORVILLE MADDOX - male identifying, age range 40-65, a desperate law-breaker
HOBART BERELZHEIMER - male identifying, age range 25-35, Cinnamon's rhinitic fiance
a play by Monk Ferris,
Directed by Kathleen O' Connor, Stage managed by Andrew Harrington.
Show goes up March 20-April 4
On the evening that timid librarian Cinnamon Schmidt and her mother are to entertain her fiance Hobart and his mother at serene family dinner, Cinnamon comes home in shock because she has witnessed a bank robbery and is the only one who can identify the crook. She confides her terror to chum Deedee Malone, not daring to tell her mother and then federal agent Joe Shimko arrives having gotten a tip that the robber, Orville Maddox, is en route to bump off the witness. Joe thinks Deedee is Cinnamon and vice versa, Orville is mistaken for the caterer and for Hobart, mother is confused with the cleaning lady, and poor Cinnamon is thought to be her own mother. Hobart arrives, posies in hand, just in time to be arrested! The real star is a monster vacuum cleaner that attacks anyone within range. The final moments, with all the good guys trussed up and strung together while the lights go out and the vacuum cleaner goes on, are among the funniest ever on a stage.
The pace is rapid fire, the dialogue hilarious, and the laughter non stop.
CHARACTER BREAKDOWN
SARAH SCHMIDT - female identifying, age range 50-70, Cinnamon's mother
CINNAMON SCHMIDT - femaie identifying, age range 25-35, Sarah's daughter, a librarian
DEEDEE MALONE - female identifying, age range 30-45, Cinnamon's friend and neighbor
JOE SHIMKO - male identifying, age range 40-60, a government agent
MAGDA BERELZHEIMER - female identifying, Cinnamon's fiance's mother
RIKKI TICKEY - female identifying, age range 25-55, a squealer in more ways than one
ORVILLE MADDOX - male identifying, age range 40-65, a desperate law-breaker
HOBART BERELZHEIMER - male identifying, age range 25-35, Cinnamon's rhinitic fiance